January 2010
6 posts
11 tags
17 tags
12 tags
Houses make strange noises at night like creak, groan and “Emo, I’m...
– Emo Philips
16 tags
McGriddle
Tucker: Dude—-that thing looks digusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?
SlingBlade: I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to...
7 tags
6 tags
I’m bad and I’m going to hell, and I don’t care. I’d...
– William Faulkner